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#1 OFFLINE   NugginFutz

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Posted Apr. 15 2017 - 09:35 AM

A father walks into a shop with his young son. The boy is holding a 

twentyfive cent piece.

Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face.

The father realizes the boy has swallowed the twentyfive cent piece and 
starts panicking, shouting for help.

A well dressed, attractive and serious looking
woman, in a blue business  suit is sitting at a coffee bar, reading a
newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, 
she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and 
places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, 
unhurried, across the shop.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold
of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first 
and then ever so firmly.

After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the
twentyfive cent piece, which the woman catches in her free hand.

Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father
and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word. As 
soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father 
rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying,

"I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was 
fantastic. Are you a doctor?"

"No," the woman replied.  "Divorce lawyer."




#2 ONLINE   Steelborn1

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Posted Apr. 15 2017 - 09:38 AM

Lmao!


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#3 OFFLINE   devil duck

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Posted Apr. 15 2017 - 11:39 AM

Lmao, I think I know her.


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There is no right way to do something wrong.

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#4 OFFLINE   NONEYA

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Posted Apr. 15 2017 - 10:08 PM

:ROFLLMAO:




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#5 OFFLINE   alpo

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Posted Apr. 16 2017 - 05:59 AM

:hysterical3:




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#6 OFFLINE   HardenedArm556

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Posted Apr. 20 2017 - 10:31 PM

Ok, that would be funny if it weren't so true! :segrin: 




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#7 OFFLINE   CDR RIA

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Posted Apr. 21 2017 - 07:55 AM

Oh yeah...... :snicker:




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