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#1 OFFLINE   Flesh Wound

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Posted Nov. 22 2017 - 12:31 PM

Here are the rules:

 

Men's Rules
 
We always hear 'the rules' From the female side
 
Now here are the rules from the male side.
 
 
Please note.. these are all numbered '1 '  ON PURPOSE!
 
1. Men are NOT mind readers
 
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
 
1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
 
1. Crying is blackmail.
 
1. Ask for what you want. 
Let us be clear on this one: 
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
 
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
 
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
 
 
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days. 
 
 
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
 
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one 
 
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
 
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
 
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
 
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
 
1. If it itches, it will be scratched..
We do that.
 
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
 
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
 
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really. 
 
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as hunting, fishing, golfing, or something with wheels.
 
1. You have enough clothes.
 
1. You have too many shoes.
 
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
 
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight.
 
 
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

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#2 OFFLINE   wish2no

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Posted Nov. 22 2017 - 12:36 PM

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“You have rights antecedent to all earthly governments: rights that cannot be repealed or restrained by human laws….” ~ John Adams

“All laws which are repugnant to the Constitution are null and void.” [Marbury vs. Madison, 5 US (2 Cranch) 137, 174,176 (1803)]

"Where rights secured by the Constitution are involved, there can be no rule making or legislation which would abrogate them." [Miranda vs. Arizona, 384 US 436, 491 (1966)]

"The claim and exercise of a constitutional right cannot be converted into a crime." [Miller vs. U.S., 230 F. Supp. 486, 489 (1956)]

"There can be no sanction or penalty imposed upon one because of his exercise of constitutional rights." [Sherar vs. Cullen, 481 F2d. 946 (1973)]

"Constitutional rights may not be denied simply because of hostility to their assertion and exercise: Vindication of conceded constitutional rights cannot be made dependent upon any theory that it is less expensive to deny them than to afford them."
[Watson vs. City of Memphis, 373 US 526, 535 (1963)]

"The state cannot diminish Rights of the people." [Hurtado vs. California, 110 US 516 (1884)]
“No one is bound to obey an unconstitutional law and no courts are bound to enforce it.” [16 Am. Jur. 2d, Section 177; later 2d, Section 256]

 

“A system of licensing and registration is the perfect device to deny gun ownership to the bourgeoisie.”

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#3 OFFLINE   Steelborn1

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Posted Nov. 22 2017 - 02:39 PM

Posted that on FB. Let the flaming begin!


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I WILL NOT COMPLY!!!!
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#4 OFFLINE   MadeInUSA

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Posted Nov. 22 2017 - 09:41 PM

:lol: that was awesome, FW.


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#5 OFFLINE   calebj06

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Posted Nov. 22 2017 - 09:54 PM

A really good one.


#6 OFFLINE   devil duck

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Posted Nov. 22 2017 - 10:37 PM

Lol, thank you sir for that post.

Edited by devil duck, Nov. 23 2017 - 11:55 AM.



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Sometimes lady luck just bends you over and calls you Sally
                                                                                                                                                                         
I came into this world with nothing, I still have most of it left.

Some people are like Slinkys. Pretty much useless but still make you smile when you push them down the stairs.

There is no right way to do something wrong.

Everyone brings joy to your life. Some when they come into it, others when they leave.

I WILL NOT COMPLY

#7 OFFLINE   NONEYA

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Posted Nov. 22 2017 - 11:26 PM

:ROFLLMAO:




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#8 OFFLINE   alpo

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Posted Nov. 23 2017 - 07:02 AM

:snicker:




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#9 OFFLINE   ScoutnUSA

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Posted Nov. 23 2017 - 10:51 AM

Nailed it!!!!!!!




#10 OFFLINE   NugginFutz

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Posted Nov. 23 2017 - 11:40 AM

:hysterical3:  Absolutely on the mark.  Especially number one.   




#11 OFFLINE   devil duck

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Posted Nov. 23 2017 - 12:00 PM

I let the wife read it. She actually laughed. We have a running joke when she asks some question and I give the correct answer. She responds with "you studied didn't you"


#12 OFFLINE   Winkel

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Posted Dec. 02 2017 - 08:13 PM

Now that there is funny!




#13 OFFLINE   Rocker2277

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Posted Dec. 06 2017 - 11:34 PM

These really are rules to live by. Good one.


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#14 OFFLINE   Retcop

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Posted Dec. 07 2017 - 06:56 AM

Well played.




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A Vote for Trump is a vote for a liberal !

 

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Repeal the 17th Amendment.

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#15 OFFLINE   Srgt. Hulka

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Posted Dec. 07 2017 - 07:30 AM

:bellylaf:

 

I don't know how I missed this before.

 

 

I think #1 was the best.  




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Lighten up Francis!

 

"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote."
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"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian."
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"We need to Kill Them.  We need to Kill them."  Judge Jeanine Pirro on radical Muslim Terroists.

 

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