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#1 OFFLINE   towtruck

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Posted Jan. 09 2018 - 12:57 PM

Last night we had a squib load at work. It resulted in a full rupture. An officer that was not familiar with our equipment had a squib load and walked away from it unknowingly. The next user (me) had a full house load and under the immense pressure of our system, when I pulled the trigger, I had a full on rupture. Lucky for me the spray went lateral and stayed low. 

 

So, everyone, please make sure you flush correctly and don't leave a plug under the floor that results in blowing the toilet off it's base and flooding the bathroom with a brown river.......it took me an hour to clean it up and the toilet is out of commission until repairs are made.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Posted Jan. 09 2018 - 01:06 PM

A squib load.  :bellylaf:

 

Sorry for your troubles TT.  I'd make sure the officer knew it, and at least bought the next round.  :laugh:




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Posted Jan. 09 2018 - 01:08 PM

Just be thankful they did not throw an M80 down the one upstairs from you.




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Posted Jan. 09 2018 - 01:28 PM

Lol, i guess sometimes shat happens?
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Posted Jan. 09 2018 - 01:30 PM

I had to read further down to get the punch line. Not funny for you. A guy at work went to use the throne after it was squibbed. He didn’t know that the seat also had a broken mounting bolt on one side. Well he did a courtesy flush. The effluent came in contact with his butt and he was startled so he moved sideways quickly. The seat rotated sideways on the remaining bolt . Well without the bowl to support the seat it broke loose and he fell between the bowl and stall sidewall. The effluent continued to overflow on top of him. Boy did he get messed with the rest of the day. He had a change of clothes but when I walked past him I stopped and started sniffing the air and commented that something smells like Sh*t around here. Boy was that a conversation starter.
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Posted Jan. 09 2018 - 01:50 PM

We have a germaphobe  at work and he is also a little pansy. He uses non flushable baby wipes and flushes them. He has been told many times to knock it off but still does it. About once a year the plumber comes out and has to pull that toilet and clean the baby wipes out of the pipe. I'm not sure if that is what started the process but the guy before me did not have a clean flush, whether he knew it or not, and the resulting blow up was just waiting to happen. I normally give it a flush before I sit down just to make sure all is well but in my haste to get the demons out of my bowels I did not pre flush. 

 

I had to read further down to get the punch line. Not funny for you. A guy at work went to use the throne after it was squibbed. He didn’t know that the seat also had a broken mounting bolt on one side. Well he did a courtesy flush. The effluent came in contact with his butt and he was startled so he moved sideways quickly. The seat rotated sideways on the remaining bolt . Well without the bowl to support the seat it broke loose and he fell between the bowl and stall sidewall. The effluent continued to overflow on top of him. Boy did he get messed with the rest of the day. He had a change of clothes but when I walked past him I stopped and started sniffing the air and commented that something smells like Sh*t around here. Boy was that a conversation starter.

This toilet has had issues of it's mounting to the floor in the past....I think it's time they fix it right before someone ends up taking a shat bath like your guy did. 




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Posted Jan. 09 2018 - 01:52 PM

That's what I love about this place. I can be guaranteed somebody will start talking shat.


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Posted Jan. 09 2018 - 04:53 PM

Squib load, that's awesome. In our contract city where I work, we share office space with city hall. One of the two single stall bathrooms for city hall staff had to be marked out for cop use, and we're not allowed to use the "nice" bathroom. All because some graveyard guy went in and befouled the toilet the nice ladies working in city hall had to use, after eating "breakfast" off of a taco truck. 


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Posted Jan. 09 2018 - 05:28 PM

Lately at work, we have had issues with certain individuals flushing paper towels down the shitters. They make it as far as the vault where they clog the intake to the pump that feeds the drain field. I swear I will hang the offending party head down in that tank if found.




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Posted Jan. 09 2018 - 05:45 PM

all I can say is this.   nothing beats a upper decker :D:


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Posted Jan. 09 2018 - 09:36 PM

Lol, i guess sometimes shat happens?


Nah, it never just happens, it is always created by assholes.

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Posted Jan. 09 2018 - 09:50 PM

Whens the last time you checked your vent pipe and 

descaled the water flow holes under the rim of the toilet. 

 

Being the only guy (except the boss) keeps me aware of how to help prevent squib loads.

 

I had to raise hell before the boss would get the landlord to come out and clear the vent pipe.

I have since stopped being the office plumber. 

The AA just puts an out of order sign on the door, we use the small bathroom until the landlord comes out.

Women are gross. Being a gentleman, I always raise the lid.

Until somebody has the hershey squirts and does not clean it up.

I do not understand how people can be so rude. 

Then I leave the seat up. They get the message very quickly. 

If that ever does not work, I will just start peeing on the seat. 

 

I had my own office cleaning business as a second job when I was young and trying to get ahead. 

The women's bathrooms were ALWAYS worse than the men's.

Really shocked me when I started.

Very different than my daughters and my wife's habits.  


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Posted Jan. 09 2018 - 09:51 PM

That was a good one. At first, I thought you lost your marbles from the way you were describing how a squib load works. :laugh:


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Posted Jan. 09 2018 - 10:23 PM

I'm just glad no one was seriously hurt!




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Posted Jan. 09 2018 - 10:43 PM

As the old saying goes: Better you then me. :laugh:




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Posted Jan. 12 2018 - 05:27 PM

Dude, you had me going there for a second! :lol:
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Posted Jan. 13 2018 - 02:41 AM

Dude, you had me going there for a second! :lol:

I have become the new legend at work and heard a new saying about  towtruckizing the toilet.  :bellylaf:




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Posted Jan. 13 2018 - 03:08 AM

I have become the new legend at work and heard a new saying about  towtruckizing the toilet.  :bellylaf:

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Posted Jan. 13 2018 - 05:54 AM

Being a plumber I am forever amazed at what I have found and what I have been told.  Even having a strong stomach, sometimes it still gets to me.  And we dont even want to talk about jobsite porta potties.  Multiply the taco truck breakfast times about 50 and you will get a visual.




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Posted Jan. 13 2018 - 07:02 AM

I have become the new legend at work and heard a new saying about  towtruckizing the toilet.  :bellylaf:

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