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#1 OFFLINE   KDV

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Posted May. 16 2018 - 09:40 AM

Redneck Logic



Two Rednecks, Larry and Doug, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer.

Larry turns to Doug and says, 'You know, I'm tired of going through life

without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community College and

sign up for some classes.'



Doug thinks it's a good idea and the two leave.



The next day, Larry goes down to the college and meets Dean of Admissions,

who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, history, and Logic.



'Logic?' Larry says. 'What's that?'



The dean says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?'

'Yeah.'



'Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that you would

have a yard.' 'That's true, I do have a yard.'



'I'm not done,' the dean says. 'Because you have a yard, I think logically that you

would have a house.' 'Yes, I do have a house.'



'And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family.'

'Yes, I have a family.



'I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife.

And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual.'



'I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that because

I have a weed eater.'



Excited to take the class now, Larry shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go meet

Doug at the bar. He tells Doug about his classes, how he is signed up for Math,

English, History, and Logic.



'Logic? ' Doug says, 'What's that?'

Larry says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you have a weed eater?'



'No.'

'Then you're a queer.'

 

 

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#2 OFFLINE   wish2no

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Posted May. 16 2018 - 09:52 AM

:bellylaf:  That was a short lesson.




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“You have rights antecedent to all earthly governments: rights that cannot be repealed or restrained by human laws….” ~ John Adams

“All laws which are repugnant to the Constitution are null and void.” [Marbury vs. Madison, 5 US (2 Cranch) 137, 174,176 (1803)]

"Where rights secured by the Constitution are involved, there can be no rule making or legislation which would abrogate them." [Miranda vs. Arizona, 384 US 436, 491 (1966)]

"The claim and exercise of a constitutional right cannot be converted into a crime." [Miller vs. U.S., 230 F. Supp. 486, 489 (1956)]

"There can be no sanction or penalty imposed upon one because of his exercise of constitutional rights." [Sherar vs. Cullen, 481 F2d. 946 (1973)]

"Constitutional rights may not be denied simply because of hostility to their assertion and exercise: Vindication of conceded constitutional rights cannot be made dependent upon any theory that it is less expensive to deny them than to afford them."
[Watson vs. City of Memphis, 373 US 526, 535 (1963)]

"The state cannot diminish Rights of the people." [Hurtado vs. California, 110 US 516 (1884)]
“No one is bound to obey an unconstitutional law and no courts are bound to enforce it.” [16 Am. Jur. 2d, Section 177; later 2d, Section 256]

 

“A system of licensing and registration is the perfect device to deny gun ownership to the bourgeoisie.”

–  Vladimir Ilyich Lenin


#3 OFFLINE   NONEYA

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Posted May. 16 2018 - 10:11 AM

:ROFLLMAO:




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Isn't that one of the seven signs of the coming apocolypse? Plagues, famine, Noneya buys a gun...

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#4 OFFLINE   MadeInUSA

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Posted May. 16 2018 - 10:58 AM

:lol:


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#5 OFFLINE   Flesh Wound

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Posted May. 16 2018 - 03:03 PM

:bellylaf:  :ROFLLMAO:  :lol:




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Flesh Wound

 

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I do not burn bridges.
I just loosen the bolts a bit every day.
 
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Posted May. 20 2018 - 07:24 AM

:hysterical3:  :yukyuk:




#7 OFFLINE   alpo

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Posted May. 20 2018 - 07:47 AM

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#8 OFFLINE   Joel74

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Posted Jun. 16 2018 - 07:00 AM

:ROFLLMAO:




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I will not comply.
"I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery."- Thomas Jefferson
You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion. No one is entitled to be ignorant.

 

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