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zoomy last won the day on September 29 2019

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    Good Morning!

    Good morning everyone.
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    Thoughts to live by.

    Sound wisdom written above. And I’ll add this.: Be nice. It doesn’t cost anything and might just pay dividends.
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    A little humor for today

    Breaking news from late last night in case you missed it: AZ Border Patrol Agents nabbed smugglers trying to hide two tons of toilet paper in cocaine. No worries though, they were let out of prison before they went in, their record 'wiped clean'. (Yes, you probably figured this is a day for humor, and I'm certainly 'on a roll') Actually, I need a bit of levity...yesterday I was feeling 'out of sorts', and happen to notice that due to a few typos I had mistakenly ordered 'Depression' Socks. Seriously, I'm glad the Border Patrol kept the toilet paper from escaping the country, because I just ran out, and I'm now relegated to using lettuce leaves from Yuma. Today was just the 'Tip of the Iceberg'. Tomorrow... 'Romaines to be Seen'. Stay tuned for another episode of "Veggie Tails" later in the week. Hang in there, the Corona Virus won't last long...It was 'made in China'.
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    Hey Valkyrie1911

    🎊🎈Happy Birthday🎂🎉
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    Hey alpo

    🎂🎊Happy Birthday🎉🎁
  10. Without beans, just as God intended.
  11. Gotta have a BACON forum.
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    Hey NugginFutz

    🎂🎊HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🎉🎈
  13. zoomy

    Italian time

    A unique way Italians tell time.
  14. Guys, I just came across this news flash and thought you would find it delightful: Due to the current uncertain situation caused by the Corona Virus in the economy, the Government has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early). Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the Government to be considered for the SHAFT program (Special Help After Forced Termination). Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers). A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as the Government deems appropriate. Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependents & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance). Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by the Government. Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much shat (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. The Government has always prided themselves on the amount of shat they give our citizens. Should you feel that you do not receive enough shat, please bring this to the attention of your Congressman, who has been trained to give you all the shat you can handle. Sincerely, The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives (E.V.I.L.) PS - Due to recent budget cuts as well as current market conditions, The Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off.
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