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  1. Welcome, another one from the west valley.
  2. I have a few Les Bears PII's and concept VI. What's the line for?????
  3. Do you know, that is in the city limits of Buckeye?
  4. FlatIron Mountain, far west , north of I 10.
  5. [Ti]ONE // Production Titanium .308 Battle Rifle Retail: $49,789 Titanium Matched Receiver Set 416 Stainless Steel, .308 Win, 1/10 Twist, Black Nitride Finish, 16” HBAR Profile Titanium Customizable Tube Handguard Troy Tritium Micro Set Back Up Iron Sights Titanium Picatinny Handguard Rails Choate 6-position Buttstock Titanium Low Profile Gas Block Titanium Charging Handle with Tactical Latch Hogue Grip with Battery Management System Titanium DRK Compensator KNS Anti-Rotational Pins Timney 4lb Solid Trigger Norgon Ambi Mag Catch Ambi Safety Selector Titanium Buffer Tube Stainless Steel Buffer Titanium Bolt Carrier, Nickel Boron Coated Bolt Trijicon TA648RMR-308 ACOG 6×48 Red Chevron .308 with TA75 Rail and RM02-33 8.0 MOA 8.65 lbs, unloaded with no magazine, optics or sights 35.75” Long, Collapsed, 39” Extended http://nemoarms.com/portfolio/tione-titani...8-battle-rifle/
  6. SatCong


    Be Advised!! Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband. Pass this safety information on to all your buddies!
  7. Just had refresh and a new barrel. Got it in 1991.
  8. You are in the middle of some kind of project around the house --mowing the lawn, putting up a new fence, painting the living room, or whatever. You are hot, sweaty, and covered in dirt or paint. You have your old work clothes on: Shorts with a hole in the crotch, old T-shirt with a stain from who knows what, and an old pair of tennis shoes. Right in the middle of this great home-improvement project you realize you need to run to Home Depot to get something to complete the job. Depending on your age you might do the following: In your 20's: Stop what you are doing. Shave, take a shower, blow dry your hair, brush your teeth, floss, and put on clean clothes. Check yourself in the mirror and flex. Add a dab of your favorite cologne because you never know, you just might meet some hot chick while standing in the checkout lane. And you went to school with the pretty girl running the register. In your 30's: Stop what you are doing, put on clean shorts and shirt. Change shoes. You married the hot chick so no need for much else. Wash your hands and comb your hair. Check yourself in the mirror. Still got it. Add a shot of your favorite cologne to cover the smell. The cute girl running the register is the kid sister to someone you went to school with. In your 40's: Stop what you are doing. Put on a sweatshirt that is long enough to cover the hole in the crotch of your shorts. Put on different shoes and a hat. Wash your hands. Your bottle of Brute Cologne is almost empty so you don't want to waste any of it on a trip to Home Depot. Check yourself in the mirror and do more sucking in than flexing. The spicy young thing running the register is your daughter's age and you feel weird thinking she is pretty. In your 50's: Stop what you are doing. Put a hat on; wipe the dirt off your hands onto your shirt. Change shoes because you don't want to get dog s**t in your new sports car. Check yourself in the mirror and you swear not to wear that shirt anymore because it makes you look fat. The Cutie running the register smiles when she sees you coming and you think you still have it. Then you remember the hat you have on is from Buddy's Bait & Beer Bar and it says, "I Got Worms ." In your 60's: Stop what you are doing. No need for a hat anymore. Hose the dog s**t off your shoes. The mirror was shattered when you were in your 50's. You hope you have underwear on so nothing hangs out the hole in your pants. The girl running the register may be cute, but you don't have your glasses on so you aren't sure. In your 70's: Stop what you are doing. Wait to go to Home Depot until the drug store has your prescriptions ready, too. Don't even notice the dog s**t on your shoes. The young thing at the register smiles at you because you remind her of her grandfather. In your 80's: Stop what you are doing. Start again. Then stop again. Now you remember you needed to go to Home Depot. Go to Wal-Mart instead and wander around trying to think what it is you are looking for. Fart out loud and you think someone called out your name. You went to school with the old lady who greeted you at the front door. In your 90's & beyond: What's a home deep hoe? Something for my garden? Where am I? Who am I? Why am I reading this? Did I send it? Did you? Who farted?
  9. I was about 30 miles from Mi Lai,all my time in country never saw wanton killing.Our engagement orders were real clear. Lot of good men died because of screwed up engagement orders from one unit to another.I was brown water navy gun boats, and seen this cr#p.I was there 1967 & 1968.Yes, there was wonton killing and the VC or the NVA did it. They butchered a whole village and nothing was said about it back in the USA.By the way that's kids and women and men. Never hit the news back home.When you do come home,you catch h*ll, and call you a baby killer. Sorry for my rant./b]
  10. Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers, and prospered. Some years later, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who lived far away in another city. The first said, "I had a big house built for Mama." The second said, "I had a hundred thousand dollar theater built in the house." The third said, "I had my Mercedes dealer deliver an SL600 to her." The fourth said, "You know how Mama loved reading the Bible and you know she can't read anymore because she can't see very well. I met this preacher who told me about a parrot that can recite the entire Bible. It took twenty preachers 12 years to teach him. I had to pledge to contribute $100,000 a year for twenty years to the church, but it was worth it. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse and the parrot will recite it." The other brothers were impressed. After the holidays Mom sent out her Thank You notes. She wrote: " Milton, the house you built is so huge; I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house. Thanks anyway." "Marvin, I am too old to travel. I stay home; I have my groceries delivered, so I never use the Mercedes. The thought was good. Thanks." "Michael, you gave me an expensive theater with Dolby sound, it could hold 50 people, but all of my friends are dead; I've lost my hearing and I'm nearly blind. I'll never use it. Thank you for the gesture just the same." "Dearest Bob, you were the only son to have the good sense to give a little thought to your gift. The chicken was delicious. Thank you. Luv Ya, Mama."
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