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A father walks into a shop with his young son. The boy is holding a

twentyfive cent piece.

Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face.

The father realizes the boy has swallowed the twentyfive cent piece and
starts panicking, shouting for help.

A well dressed, attractive and serious looking
woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar, reading a
newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion,
she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and
places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way,
unhurried, across the shop.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold
of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first
and then ever so firmly.

After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the
twentyfive cent piece, which the woman catches in her free hand.

Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father
and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word. As
soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father
rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying,

"I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was
fantastic. Are you a doctor?"

"No," the woman replied. "Divorce lawyer."

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