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"YOU MAY BE A MUSLIM IF..."

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"YOU MAY BE A MUSLIM IF..."

 

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.

 

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

 

3. You have more wives than teeth.

 

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

 

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

 

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

 

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

 

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

 

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.

 

10. Your cousin is president of the United States

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You may be a Muslim if you were born to a Muslim father, were raised in Muslim schools, made reference on at least one occasion to "my Muslim faith", have consistently sided with and sympathized with Muslims and their causes, have thrown Israel under the bus every chance you get and cannot bear to utter the phrase Muslim terror.

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You may be a Muslim if you were born to a Muslim father, were raised in Muslim schools, made reference on at least one occasion to "my Muslim faith", have consistently sided with and sympathized with Muslims and their causes, have thrown Israel under the bus every chance you get and cannot bear to utter the phrase Muslim terror.

Or if you believe this inscription from the Dome of the Rock:

"There is no God but God; Muhammad is his Prophet.

Jesus is also his Prophet, but God has no son; He neither Begets nor is Begotten"

Pretty in-your-face when you consider that it's right across from "The Church of the Holy Sepulcher"

Oh , and the fact that the Dome of the Rock was built on top of The Second Jewish Temple.

Sound familiar? They have been doing this since 692 ad.

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Lately I've heard many references to Infidels of the Final Crusade. Because of what they have done since 9/11 adds more fuel to the fire of fun loving Muslims.

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Good ones. I HATE Muslims!!!!!!!

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You may be a Muslim if you were born to a Muslim father, were raised in Muslim schools, made reference on at least one occasion to "my Muslim faith", have consistently sided with and sympathized with Muslims and their causes, have thrown Israel under the bus every chance you get and cannot bear to utter the phrase Muslim terror.

 

Heh, heh, heh...

 

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Not all Muslims are terrible people. Should be, you might be an extremist if...

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That is a good one.

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