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REZ CAR

--Jim Northrup

 

It's 24 years old.

It's been used

a lot more than most.

It's louder than a 747.

It's multicolored and none

of the tires are brothers.

I'm the 7th or 8th owner

I know I'll be the last.

What's wrong with it?

Well, the other day

the steering wheel fell off.

The radio doesn't work

but the heater does.

The seats have seen more

asses than a proctologist.

I turn the key, it starts.

I push the brake, it stops.

What else is a car

supposed to do?

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Sounds like my first car.

 

Whoohoo 100 posts

Look out Tigerstripe ,I'm catching up.

 

 

Yeah, but those are Canadian posts. they're actually only worth something like 75 U.S. posts.

 

You can't even use them in a vending machine.

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Yeah, but those are Canadian posts. they're actually only worth something like 75 U.S. posts.

 

You can't even use them in a vending machine.

 

 

I like that one. :lol:

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Sounds like most cars here in New Mexico. :laugh: :cool:

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Yeah, but those are Canadian posts. they're actually only worth something like 75 U.S. posts.

 

You can't even use them in a vending machine.

 

:lol: :bellylaf:

 

I have ridden in many such cars. Its always an adventure!

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:bellylaf: Seems like half the people I talk to that claim some native blood say they're Cherokee.

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:bellylaf: Seems like half the people I talk to that claim some native blood say they're Cherokee.

Lol, you're right. I remember when I was younger, 100 years or so ago, ALOT of people for some reason calmed they had "X" amount of Indian in them. The X wife was 1/8 indian, Cherokee I believe.

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:bellylaf: Seems like half the people I talk to that claim some native blood say they're Cherokee.

It's an ongoing joke in Indian country..

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It's an ongoing joke in Indian country..

I hear 'ya!

Those damned Cherokee's might have been a prolific bunch, but not that much. I'm thinkin' it's probably all that Scottish influence. :lol:

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